So I went on a date last weekend with this woman who I think is really cute. She has the whitest teeth, and it made me feel like mine were yellow and dingy by comparison, so I want to figure out how to whiten teeth on the cheap so next time I see her my teeth won’t be yellow (hopefully she hasn’t noticed by now). I know you can do it at the dentist, but that’s like $1,000 and I don’t have the money for that. I need to read a bit more about how it works because I’m sure there’s some cheaper kit you can get and I don’t want to be bring it up to her because then she might notice my teeth. I did try some whitening toothpaste in the past and I didn’t really notice an effect, so I think I want to try some more specific whitening method this time.  I think my friend Henry has done this before.  I can ask him.